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Lately I've been really busy with work and with life in general. And man, I have to tell you, time really does fly, when you're having fun. It's hard to believe that November is already about to begin. The days go by, the weeks rush on, and before you know it, Santa comes knocking at your door and demands some lactose free cookies for his good pal Hanukkah Harry. Yeah, in an interfaith friendship you take good care of your winter season buddies.

And there are still many things to look forward to before this year comes to an end. For instance, the November is packed with one birthday party after another. Pinkie Pie would have a blast. There is also another wedding to attend to. Being the "guest" for a change will be great, hehe. So, to sum it all up, may the celebration never end.

But my schedule also contains some work related stuff. Gotta earn some good money to buy some nifty Christmas presents, huzzah. So, behold my powerful list of awesomeness:

:bulletgreen: Draw some illustrations for the publishers that I've recently met. I'm still nervous about that, but at the same time I am excited and can't wait for the first interview.

:bulletgreen: Finish the remaining projects for my clients within the next two weeks. Now this will be a lot of work with a couple of night shifts, but it will be worth the effort.

:bulletgreen: Work on the first couple of pages of a comic adventure. Even if this is non-profit, I'm totally looking forward to making these.

Yup, according to this, things go well, and not even the horrifying Halloween season could spoil my cheerful mood.
~~ Dramatic pause ~~
Okay, here comes the part with the crazy fantasy dialogue with old school characters who are out of character, excessive self-inserting and a moral ending. Just pretend that there is one of those special effects, when somebody has a vision or a flashback…eh, you know what I mean.

Bioc: Woohoo, I'm done. Now I just have to save this file under...
Computer: **Crash...Explode...Mysteriously catches fire**
Bioc: Oh Noes! My computer burns! And now I'm also on fire!
Computer: **still burning with fiery fire of thousand suns**
Bioc: AH! Okay, roll, stop and drop? Nonono, drop, roll, and stop?

Several hours later

Scully: Yeah, she's dead. Smoking BBQ dead to be precise.
Mulder: Aha, aliens kill people with the help of a computer virus.
Scully: **Hits Mulder with her flashlight over and over again**
Mulder: Ooow, you promised me not to do that anymore.
Scully: And YOU promised to never mention the A- word again.
Mulder: Scully...look…the…corpse...just…moved.
Scully: Stop...talking...like...that…it's…annoying.
Bioc: **Moaning** Drop, stop, get a coffee at Starbucks and roll.
Mulder: She's alive! This must be the work of evil Ali…gators.
Scully: Improbable, but still possible. Hey crispy girl, are you alright?
Bioc: Fine. **cough** Hey, do you know if there will be a reboot of the X-Files?
Mulder: Probably not, but you can watch Warehouse 13, it's far more entertaining.
Bioc: Thanks for the info, and now please get out of my house. My world is in pain.

Happy Halloween guys. Have a great time and keep your antivirus software up to date.
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Curry-24's avatar
hihi, immer wieder erfrischend, deine Journals ^.^
Generell: wie klappt es so mit deiner Selbstständigkeit?

See ya :-D